From the Saracen Press

Saracen Year End Banquet

Attention all Saracens!!

Come one, Come All,

The Largest Forwards and Backs So Small,

Young and Limber or Old and Brittle,

If You're Sober, or Drunk a Little,

If You Play or if You're a Fan,

If You're Related, or Your Name is Dan,

If You're Still in Your Teens, if You're Single or Taken,

If you Have Kids (or Have One in the Makin',)

If You' ve Attended The Bensonian Institute,

Or Often Enjoy Wearing Your Best Birthday Suit,

If You've Ever Loved Rugby (or Someone That's Played…)

Or if You Just Want to Get Fed, Drunk and Laid,

Then We Welcome You With This Invitation,

To the Saracens Rugby Year End Celebration!!

Where: Calgary Rugby Union

When: Saturday September 23rd, 2006

How Much: $40 Per Person

Dress: Semi-Formal (Birthday Suits Optional)

Cocktails and Hors D'Ouevres : 5:30

Delicious Dinner: 7pm

Party Machine Transportation : $10 from the club to the CRU and back (with a stop @ Ceilis if you want to get off downtown)

BY THE WAY, IF YOU DONT RSVP, THERE WILL BE “NO SOUP FOR YOU”, AND ALL THE MORE FOR ME!!!

RSVP TO AMY OR KATIE BY SEPTEMBER 8TH